Nobody Does It Like You Do Paws 007 & More Fake Mewvie Posters!

At the bottom of my post, you’ll find a playlist to match the fake mewvie posters featured herein today. You may want to jump down there to hit play before continuing but if not that’s okay.  

Just when I thought I was running thin on content, I discovered my new blog friend, ReHiTu, tagged me and being the kind of gal that I am, I accept in the spirit of all things fun.  

Here are the questions he left for me.

1. Would you rather get paid for playing sports or video games? Why?  Gee, I can I get paid for watching?  Competitive sports means hard training on the human body which often reshapes the female form in a very unflattering fashion.  I’m a girlie-girl and am a lover all things feminine, so you won’t find me being paid for sports.  As for video games, I’m not very good at this and I really don’t want to devote my time to it.

2. Would you rather speak Chinese or Spanish? Why?  I’d rather speak English. This is my native language and I feel if you’re living in America then you should use it always. I have a problem with people who move to the USA to only speak in their own language in public.  What are these people saying? Are they making fun of me, gossiping about family, or are they being diabolical?  The latter sounds a bit paranoid but hey what’s a person to think. 

3. Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or the bathroom floor? Why? Seriously?  Neither. That’s just gross!’

4. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Why?  A ninja or at least have moves like a ninja, then I’d know how to defend myself, my family, and my friends from wick people.

5. Would you rather tell someone your darkest secret or get embarrassed on national television? Why? I’ll go with being embarrassed on national television just as long as it wasn’t too embarrassing but even at that, I think I can live better looking like a fool for a short time then to have a dark secret lose.

6. Would you rather be a professional athlete or famous actor? Why? This is easy for me, I’d rather be a famous actress because as I stated in #1 I don’t like rigorous physical activity.  Just look at professional female athletes.  Some might argue that they look good but I don’t like their figures.

7. Would you rather be in a car accident that kills only you or be responsible for a car accident where you live but your five closest friends and family die? Why?  Again, this is an easy one for me. I’d rather die than be responsible for the death of others no matter who they are.  I know when I die where I’ll spend eternity but I don’t know about another person.  I’d rather they have an opportunity to make things right with God if they haven’t already in such a case. 

8. Would you rather go to prison or eat a dog? Why?  Naturally, I don’t want to do either but if I have to pick then I guess I’d have a hotdog for dinner.  You didn’t say what kind of dog. 🙂

9. Would you rather be bitten by a bat with rabies or be bitten by a poisonous spider? Why?  Where do you get these questions? I’m not a fan of bats or spiders. Treatment of both would be awful and I could die from either but that being said I think I’d elect rabid bat bite because the hospital would immediately begin treatment ensuring my odds of survival whereas I might die before getting medical treatment from a poisonous spider bite.

10. Would you rather run fast or run far? Why?  I’m not a runner, so you won’t find me running fast or far but instead you might find me killed over in a ditch if I tried either. 

Now, it’s my turn to nominate my fellow bloggers.  Many of you aren’t into doing these sorts of things and that’s okay. So, what I’m electing to do is, yes, I’m a rule breaker you, extending this as an open invitation for anyone to snag my questions to answer on his/her blog.  

My questions:

1. Would you rather drink raw eggs or eat sushi (uncooked)? Why?
2. Would you rather live in a hot or cold climate year-round? Why?
3. Would you rather wear slacks or dresses? Why?
4. Would you rather be single or married? Why?
5. Would you rather be on Facebook or Pinterest all day? Why?
6. Would you rather be unique and thought weird or like everyone else with no personal identity to call your own? Why?
7. Would you rather wear all black or any other color? Why?
8. Would you rather be mute or deaf? Why?
9. Would you rather binge watch your favorite TV show or be outdoors on a cold, snowy weekend? Why?
10. Would you rather be trusting or suspicious of all people? Why?

Please let me know in comments if you accept the challenge as well leave a pingback on your blog so I’ll get a notification when your responses go live. 

I’m linking up taking a coffee break for some with Random Tuesday Thoughts with Stacy Uncorked and joining Eugenia at BrewNSpew for Tuesday Chatter this morning and you’re invited to come with and let me remind you to visit again tomorrow for not-so Wordless Wednesday

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