Friday Sillies: #Grandma #humor
Good-morning, my lovelies! The weekend is up on us again. TGIF! Settle in with a cup of coffee and a few smiles with these giggles on Friday Sillies! 😉
My former blogger bud, Paul, inspired this morning laughs with this funny I received via email.
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question, if they aren’t prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realize you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’
She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’ The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, ‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.
Who doesn’t love a cute grandma?
Finishing things up today, here’s my response to Hilary’s Follow Friday Four Fill-In Fun statements.
- I really enjoy creating my daily posts, while listening to iTunes radio in the early a.m.
- I wish the weather would always stay gorgeous and mild.
- Looking across my beautiful Tennessee mountains is my favorite place when I am feeling quiet and thoughtful.
- If I hear or see anything else on how the liberals are messing this country up one more time, I will scream loud enough to make Washington, DC crumble! Don’t say you haven’t been warned. You know this revelation will soon come to pass, right? Get the heck out of Dodge while you can! lol
Keep smiling and a have laughtastic weekend!
14 Comments
Hilary
So agree with #2
Claudia
Bwwaahhhaaa – that is too funny. I love that Grandma 😀 Thanks for the laugh out loud this morning 😀
Cathy Kennedy
Claudia, glad to make you laugh a little!
McGuffy Ann
Funny pictures. My #4 is a political statement, too. It is in the same vein, but mine is a hissy fit. Ha!
Cathy Kennedy
McGuffy Ann…every liberal politician needs to be exported to a socialist country to live the remaindered of their years so the rest of us can enjoy our personal freedoms, what’s left of our money, and rebuild this country into strong, conservative nation again.
McGuffy Ann
Amen, Sister!
Rorybore
Ha – yeah, I cannot see my late grandma having jumped on the technology bandwagon. I think she was still watching her beloved Shirley Temple movies via VHS just before she passed. But then, that is one of the things that made her so special: enjoying the simple things in life. Bringing meaning to the menial.
My mom on the other hand — she does not get along well with technology and she does have to use it. it’s funny.
I keep saying I have to educate myself better on American politics — but I don’t know why I find it all very confusing. It seems quite complicated.
Cathy Kennedy
My MIL is terrible with technology, and my mother isn’t much better. The difference is my mom will try where as DH’s mom will never attempt it, but in her defense she has always been like this. Age has nothing to do with it. I made a vow to myself years ago that I will never allow technology to bully me and I will learn how to work what’s new.
Jodi
Love your answer to #4!! Happy Friday!
yvonne473
Love the pictures and I agree about the weather! Have a great weekend!
Julie Corbisiero
Haha! Thanks Cathy and have a wonderful weekend.
Julie
Judy
Thank you for my morning chuckles. I needed that.
ladyfi
Thanks for the giggle!
Trooppetrie
I agree on the weather, I just need a few days of sunshine and I think I will be back to myself