Friday Sillies Humor Snippets
Inspiration for today’s funnies are from humorous emails received from good friends. Why not take a break and get a dose of laughter with these Friday Sillies!
I was in the six-item, express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to buy?” Wouldn’t it be great if that happens more often???
Because they had no reservation at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table. “Young man, we’re both 90 years old,” the husband said, “We may not have 45 minutes.” They were seated immediately.
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, “When you’re in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?”
Artie said, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man.”
Eugene commented, “I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people’s lives…”
Al said, “I’d like them to say, ‘Look, he’s moving!”
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Have a good weekend & Keep smiling!
