Friday Sillies #6

#10. Q: Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?
         A: They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving’s feast.

#9. Q: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?
       A: It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.

#8. Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday?
       A: The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

#7. Q: What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?
      A: Credit card payment vultures.

#6. Q: Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?
       A: They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.

#5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?
      A: The one who earns the least.

#4. Q: Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday?
      A: What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!

#3. Q: What’s the similarity people feel with Black Friday and the Thanksgiving turkey feast?
       A: They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place like stuffing!

#2. Q: What do people eat o Black Friday?
       A: Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.

#1. Q: What’s the best part about Black Friday?
      A: Resting on Saturday.

Source: The Daily Dose

Did you survive Black Friday? I’m waiting your reply!

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