Friday Sillies #57 – Christmas Humor Week 2

We’re concluding the second work week of December. Phew, where does the time go? The good news is, TGIF! Whoo-hoo! Let’s not kid ourselves, you don’t have your mind on your work or chores, right? I bet you’re thinking about this weekend’s Christmas party you’re going. But…for now, lets enjoy a few giggles together with another edition of Friday Sillies!

• U.S. has 78 people registered under S. Claus and one under Kriss Kringle
• December is the most popular month for nose jobs.
• Weight of Santa’s sleigh loaded with one Beanie Baby for every kid on earth: 333,333 tons.
• Number of reindeer required to pull a 333,333-ton sleigh: 214,206 plus Rudolph.
• Average wage of a mall Santa: $11 an hour. With real beard: $20.
• To deliver all his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second (at 3,000 times the speed of sound).
• At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would instantaneously burst into flames in Earth’s atmosphere just like meteors.

Welcome to the 21st century, Santa!

Where’s the logic in this? No wonder the poor little guy is confused. I am, too!

 

 

What does this remind you of? How about playing with your kiddies presents before you wrap them? Hopefully you didn’t break their toys. =D

I’ll be thinking about this video when I open that priceless, one-of-a-kind gift where the one time words escape my mind and my tongue nailed down.  All that’s left for me to do is, just smile!

Keep smiling all weekend long, even if you don’t have “present face“!

Psst, psst…I have a secret. Today is someone’s birthday. If you wanna make that someone very happy, then leave a goofy, silly birthday wish (or a serious one) and you’ll bring a smile to her face…just saying coz she tells me you’re so wonderful like that and well…I thought you’d like to know the scoop on my her birthday being today! 🙂