A man and his pet duck walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.”
So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my duck.”
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the duck falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.”
To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a duck.”
Q: What do you call two ducks and a cow?
A: Quackers and milk.
Q: How do you get down off a horse?
A: You don’t get down off a horse, you get down off a duck.
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a duck in the front seat.
“What are you doing with that duck?” He exclaimed, “You should take it to the zoo.”
The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the duck again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.
“I thought you were going to take that duck to the zoo!”
The man replied, “I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!
Q: Why was the duck put in the basketball game?
A: To make a fowl shot.
Q: Why was the teacher mad at the duck?
A: Because she wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.
Miss Jenny, I hope you aren’t angry with me for being a little wise-quacker this morning. However, my intended Q essay didn’t quite quake up and just like that, quickiddy-zip my Q-spiration formed!
Perhaps these jokes are a bit old school and I realize this lame attempt to quack up the class is futile at best and I hope you don’t quack down on the class at their expense when it is I who deserves a good quacking on my noggin’. However, if by chance you quacked a smile, I hope you dismiss this quirky post without too much qualm then, the rest of the day I promise to be quiet with no more quackery behavior. Before I quit, I can’t resist sharing this (song begins at the 30 second mark).
Did that quack you up? This song became something of a phenomena in 1976 and even now I can’t help, but grin from ear to ear when I hear this funky disco beat which makes me want to get to my feet every time to do the Disco Duck!
1. The 70s was an interesting decade, you either loved it or hated it. Which is it for you?
2. What’s the one thing you remember most about the 70s?
Visit Miss Jenny and the rest of the Alphabe-Thursday classroom for more homework assignments of the letter “Q” and while you’re hopping around, be sure to play along with Miss Amanda in her latest edition of Thursday Two Questions.