Hello, Kittens & dawgs! On Tuesday, I shared my simple hand-drawn Valentine’s Day cards & other V-Day ideas which inspired today’s sillies. You either love or hate the upcoming holiday but regardless of how you feel about it, I’m here to administer give you your weekly dose of meds giggles to make you smile or laugh with these Valentine’s Day humor! ?
VALENTINE DREAMS…
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” Jim said.
That evening, Jim came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.
A Thoughtful Valentine’s Day Gift….
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine’s Day.
‘Yes,’ came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, ‘I’ve bought her a belt and a bag.’
‘That was very kind of you,’ Jim added, ‘I hope she appreciated the thought.’
Tony smiled as he replied, ‘So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.’
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine’s Day. She repeats that it’s the thought that counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn’t quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here’s my list – see what you think:
- Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what color the floor was because I couldn’t remember. - Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change instead of fetching dinner at the drive through. - Chocolates left-over from last year’s candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she’d be of me for not wasting food. She’s been nagging me for years to recycle. - Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I’m getting too old to be peddling on the bike. - A Dozen roses printed on high-quality photo paper. One of my favorites this – I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.
- 45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else. - Windows 10
I was thinking how proud she would be to be a part of the technology crowd.
Knock, Knock,
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Let’s continue the fun with Friendly Fill-Ins with Annie and Ellen. Every Thursday four fun and easy blank statements are posted for us to borrow, complete, and share on our site. The point is to simply have fun linking, reading, and meeting others who enjoy this sort of thing.
Here’s my response to this week’s fill-ins:
(1) My favorite kind of cookie is the kind that doesn’t make you fat. big grin Seriously, I never met a cookie I didn’t like but if I have to pick just one then I’d go with chocolate chip cookies.
(2) A cross between Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn would play me in a movie about my life. Their movie characters always cute, a little sassy, and a whole of funny and I’d rather have my life portrayed as a comedy than a drama any day.
(3) Love is a flower, and you its only seed. That’s not original but it’s purrtty sounding and here’s the song inspiring my answer.
(4) For Valentine’s Day, I plan to make chocolate heart-shaped petit fours (without marzipan coz I don’t have it). I’ll share how that baking project turns out.
I made an adjustment to my Friday posts. I rolled Skywatch Friday and Celebrate the Small Things in one post for Thursdays. Let’s begin celebrating with Friendship Friday and Friday Features linky parties where you’re sure to make new friends and get lots of inspiration!
That’s a wrap for now, but if you like mewsic then I invite you to come back for Monday Mewsic Moves Me. Until next time, have a fototastic weekend!