Welcome to week 30 of Friday Sillies! This is your chance to just go with the punches and have fun. What’s tickling your funny bone today?
With Father’s Day this weekend, I thought I’d take some jabs at Dad’s expense. Not my dad, but all Dads in general.
This was an idea, we wanted to spread around about my DH, but our DDs thought it was just too funny…
and apparently, unbelievable because it didn’t keep the boys away from either of our girls. 🤣
A small boy was at the zoo with his father. They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
– Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.
Some jokes just never die, like this one…..
Abraham Lincoln once said, You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. Do you think dad is really buying into this one?
Quotes by Bill Cosby:
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This one should be dedicated to me more so than my DH. He actually gets jokes on spot.
For those Dads who are anything other than Homer Simpson carbon copies.
Now, you wanna join the fun? Here are a few suggestions, you may want to consider…
- Grab my Friday Sillies Blog Hop badge and display it on your blog or post. That is, if you want. I’m not gonna hold a gun on you.
- Show me some love by FB share, Tweet, follow me… This isn’t mandatory, just something nice to do is all. I’ll be happy to do in like kind! 😀
- Create a wacky post that’s sure to make us giggle – rib cracking videos, hilarious pictures, jokes, funny emails,…If it makes you laugh, share it! Please, keep humor clean and if you get a bit wild then kindly post a warning.
- Finally, I’m leaving the linky open for a full seven days from Friday to Friday. Let the laughter begin now!
Follow with me, as I hop over to Hilary’s.
- There never seems to be time in the day to get everything done I want to do.
- I love to do absolutely nothing at all on the weekends, except relax, relax, relax with my BFF & DH!
- I could jump outta window on my hairiest, hectic days. It’s a good thing our house is only one level.
- The last time I was at Wal-Mart, we spent a lot more money than I had intended, but I don’t regret it. In my self-defence, 98% of our purchase was for our DD who is trying to get back on her feet since separating from her husband.