Superman costume: Does not enable you to fly
Chainsaw: Warning! Do not attempt to stop blade with hands.
Microwave oven: Do not use for drying pets.
Electric thermometer: Do not use orally after using rectally.
Hairdryer: Do not use when taking a shower.
Have a good weekend and keep smiling!
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~✽Mumsy✽~
Thanks for the chuckles!
The one about the thermometer, is kind of “Yucky” though 🙂
retired not tired
Thank you for my chuckle today and your great advice.