Friday Sillies #12

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Answer:- “Bread”….If you said “toast” then give up now, your brain is burned to a crisp. Go  back to bed!If you said “bread”, then the lights are on in the old attic move to question 2.

2. Say “silk” 5 times, now spell “silk”…..what do cows drink?
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Answer:- “Water”. What do you think the answer is, milk? Geez, we’re talking about cows not people. If you said “water”, then you may go onto question.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a pink house is made out of pink bricks, a black house is made out of black bricks …. what is a green house made out of?
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Answer:- “Glass”, if you said “green bricks” then why in  the blue blazes are you still  hanging around here reading these mind-boggling questions???

If you said “glass”, then kindly proceed onto question 4.

4. 20 years ago a plane is flying at 20,000 ft, over the old country of Germany when two of the engines fail, the pilot, realising that the last remaining engine was failing, decides on a crash landing procedure, but unfortunately the engine fails before time and the plane crashes smack bang into the middle of “no mans land”- the land between East Germany and West Germany in the middle of the Berlin Wall, ….. Would you bury the survivors in East Germany, West Germany or in “no mans land”?

Answer:- “You don’t bury survivors!” You don’t put the living 6 feet under. That’s a crime and you’ll spend the rest of your life in prison or worse, someone may be burying you. However, if you were savvy in your response by saying “you don’t bury survivors”, then good job! Go to question 5.

Answer:- “1 degree”. If you said 360 degrees or anything other than the answer, then you’re trying too hard. Don’t be over analytical in your answers. Think simple! I’m amazed you got this far. Are you ready to go on?

You are driving a KAT bus. First stop: 17 people get on the bus. Second stop:  6 people get off, 9 people get on. Third stop: 2 people get off, 4 people get on,. Forth stop:  11 people get off, 16 people get on. Fifth stop: 3 people get off, 5 people get on. On the sixth & final stop six: 6 people get off, 3 people get on the bus…

What was the name of the bus driver?

Answer:-“your name”. Read the first line AGAIN!  If you answered correctly, then congratulations you’re up for the final question!

• This is this cat
• This is is cat
• This is how cat
• This is to cat
• This is keep cat
• This is an cat
• This is old cat
• This is person cat
• This is busy cat
• This is for cat
• This is forty cat
• This is seconds cat