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Friday Funnies Edition Halloween Edition

 

It’s the last Friday of October.  I won’t say the obvious. We all know time flies faster than a bat out of you know where.  Anyway, I’m here to bring you Friday Funnies to kick start your weekend with some laughter and music.  Timing is boootiful for some Halloween giggles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween jokes….

 

Q: Why are vampires easily fooled?
A: They’re suckers.

 

Q: Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat?
A: Neither, they always prefer a wrap.

 

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: I-Scream!

 

Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.

 

Q: What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
A: She flew off the handle.

 

Q: What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
A: Get a broom!

 

*Halloween jokes pulled from 139 Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Adults at CountryLiving.com.

 

 

My Friendly Fill-Ins responses:

 

1. If I were to attend a Halloween party, my costume would be Nurse Goodbody. For anyone who didn’t grow up watching Hee-Haw, Nurse Goodbody was a well endowed, beautiful woman who wore a short uniform.  I’m not well endowed but DH thinks I’m pretty and he likes my legs, so I think this would be the perfect costume for me. 🙂
 
 
 
2. On Halloween, I plan to do nothing.  Although, we won’t answer the door, we keep our porch light off to discourage trick or treaters from coming up our driveway.  
 
 
3. If my life were a scary movie, it would be titled Lost in Brain Fog.  Seriously, somedays are horrible.  I can’t remember what I’m doing or what needs to be done and no amount of coffee can fix the problem.
 
 
4. If I found an ouija board, I would pay it no mind.  I have no reason to believe loved ones want or can speak to us from beyond the grave.  Think about it, if our loved ones are resting in peace why should we disturb them.  As a Christian, heaven is a place of perfect peace and if our loved ones knew of lives here below then they’d be sad.  
 

 

I’m winding things up with the 80s German power metal band H.E.L.L.O.W.E.E.N with their Greatest Hits playlist. This is CAAC signing off,  have a funtastic weekend and don’t forget to boogie back for Monday’s Music Moves Me! 

X💋X💋, Cathy

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Nothing scary about this scene, just a signs of the season. Taken in Asheville, NC while on our staycation. I love the lane of scarlet red leaves against the autumn blue sky!
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