Ten Rules of Housekeeping 1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh. 2. Dust bunnies cannot…
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Cancel My Subscription
It’s the tax season and this fits perfectly. I’m happy I found this in my old emails. DH sent this to me eons ago. I came up with the idea for this…
Van Gogh’s Family Tree
After much research it was discovered that Van Gogh had many relatives. Here are a few: His dizzy aunt: Verti GoghHis prune eating brother: Gotta GoghHis constipated uncle: Can’t GoghHis brother that…
Dear Diary
This is dedicated to every woman who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. A must read! Dear Diary, For my fiftieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased…
You’ve Got Mail edition – Why Is Jesus Better Than Santa Claus?
I came up with the idea for this new post series while sorting through old files stored on my external hard drives of old emails I collected. I neither wanted to keep…