• Friday Sillies

    Friday Sillies: The end

    “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked the cowboy. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered, “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the **** out of…