In Tuesday’s post, I rambled a little about being paranoid. I’m not along. www.savagechickens.com Top Ten Signs You’re Paranoid 10. You run away upon seeing a mall directory that says, “You are here.” Thirty five locks on your sock drawer just aren’t enough. You hire a private eye to keep an eye out on your house, but then fire him because he’s part of the conspiracy. Before you take the garbage cans back from the street, you check them for really short Mafia hit men. You are learning six foreign languages because you just know those people you don’t…