It’s the last Friday of October. I won’t say the obvious. We all know time flies faster than a bat out of you know where. Anyway, I’m here to bring you Friday Funnies to kick start your weekend with some laughter and music. Timing is boootiful for some Halloween giggles.
Halloween jokes….
Q: Why are vampires easily fooled?
A: They’re suckers.
Q: Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat?
A: Neither, they always prefer a wrap.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: I-Scream!
Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.
Q: What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
A: She flew off the handle.
Q: What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
A: Get a broom!
*Halloween jokes pulled from 139 Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Adults at CountryLiving.com.
My Friendly Fill-Ins responses:
I’m winding things up with the 80s German power metal band H.E.L.L.O.W.E.E.N with their Greatest Hits playlist. This is CAAC signing off, have a funtastic weekend and don’t forget to boogie back for Monday’s Music Moves Me!
X💋X💋, Cathy
More Friday linky parties…
- Feline Friday hosted by MessyMimi’s Meanderings
- Friday Friendly Fill-in Ellen @ 15andMeowings
- Friendship Friday Ramona @Create with Joy
- Skywatch Friday Alan @Yogi’s Den