25 Ways to Annoy the Pizza Guy 1. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.2. Ask for extra homo-sapien3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.4. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.5. Ask them if you get a free date with one of the staff if you make an order over $30.6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.7. Ask if they’re familiar with the term “spanking a pizza.” Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.8. Ask if you get to…