Purrs and hooowdys, Kittens & Dawgs! It’s Friday and to help launch your weekend spirit, I’m bringing you some cat
Chucky Cat (parody set to Honky Cat by Elton John) written by The Comedian.
Click play and follow along with the below lyrics for some smiles.
When I cook cat
Boy, I must have fresh greens
Shopping in the city
Downtown in Beijing
Lookin’ for some ginger
Tryin’ to find some kale
An’ then I saw the kitty sign,
Sayin’
“Feline Sale”
It said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain’t where it’s at!
It’s like
Tryin’ to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It’s like
Tryin’ to eat kit-ty
Ohhh – from a doggy that whines
Well I
Read cook-books
And I read some magazines
About how
To cook stray cats
With ex-pensive greens
And all the
Chefs back home,
Well,
Said I was a fool
They said,
Ohhh – payin’ a bit more, for fat cats is cool
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
( instrumental interlude )
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, huh-huh-huh-hah,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
They said
Cook at home
Boy where you can raise your ca-a-a-ats
Cookin’ in the city, boy you’re,
You’re gonna cook with rats
But
I’d rather pay,
For some,
Meat that’s fresh!
And how –
– how can my wok,
Send your
Meal cat flesh?
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Like the way
That fresh
Cat filets
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
No-o-o mange is on these cats, they’re good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain’t where it’s at!
It’s like
Tryin’ to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It’s like
Tryin’ to eat kit-ty
Ohhh – from a doggy that whines
Whoah, yes!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
( instrumental interlude )
Ahhhhhhhh –
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get
Fresh
Get fresh, chunky cat ah-wooooooo!
Ahhhh, yeah!
Today’s inspired giggles is a by-product of tomorrow’s post. I hope you hop over to vote for your favorite artist/band in my newest Battle of the Bands!
