#10. Q: Why do Americans go shopping on Black Friday?
A: They are thankful they survived Thanksgiving’s feast.
#9. Q: Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?
A: It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers.
#8. Q: Who profits the most on Black Friday?
A: The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.
#7. Q: What animal flies faster than items off the rack on Black Friday?
A: Credit card payment vultures.
#6. Q: Why do shoppers feel like cranberry juice on Black Friday?
A: They get bruised and battered bloody by other people until they get squeezed at the cashier.
#5. Q: Which family usually spends the most on Black Friday?
A: The one who earns the least.
#4. Q: Why did Obama’s family go shopping on Black Friday?
A: What better way is there to spread some of that Stimulus Money?!
#3. Q: What’s the similarity people feel with Black Friday and the Thanksgiving turkey feast?
A: They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place like stuffing!
#2. Q: What do people eat o Black Friday?
A: Whatever they couldn’t finish on Thanksgiving Thursday.
#1. Q: What’s the best part about Black Friday?
A: Resting on Saturday.
Source: The Daily Dose
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No problems here — I didn’t go out! 🙂 Love your BF jokes. I can laugh because I didn’t spend any money. 🙂