It’s the last Friday of October. I won’t say the obvious. We all know time flies faster than a bat out of you know where. Anyway, I’m here to bring you Friday Funnies to kick start your weekend with some laughter and music. Timing is boootiful for some Halloween giggles.
Halloween jokes….
Q: Why are vampires easily fooled?
A: They’re suckers.
Q: Do mummies prefer white bread or wheat?
A: Neither, they always prefer a wrap.
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: I-Scream!
Q: Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
A: They have no body to love.
Q: What happened to the witch who flew her broom while angry?
A: She flew off the handle.
Q: What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing?
A: Get a broom!
*Halloween jokes pulled from 139 Laugh-Out-Loud Halloween Jokes and Riddles for Kids and Adults at CountryLiving.com.
My Friendly Fill-Ins responses:
I’m winding things up with the 80s German power metal band H.E.L.L.O.W.E.E.N with their Greatest Hits playlist. This is CAAC signing off, have a funtastic weekend and don’t forget to boogie back for Monday’s Music Moves Me!
More Friday linky parties…
- Feline Friday hosted by MessyMimi’s Meanderings
- Friday Friendly Fill-in Ellen @ 15andMeowings
- Friendship Friday Ramona @Create with Joy
- Skywatch Friday Alan @Yogi’s Den
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This was a great Halloween post of funnies!
Love all the funnies and I just love Maxine. She’s my kind of gal.
Love the autumn shot. Those red leaves are beautiful.
Love that outfit. I could have worn that back in the day, too.
We’re doing the same thing tonight. Shutters closed and not lights on. We’ll watch television in the great room and enjoy the evening.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday, Cathy. Big hug. ♥
Thanks for the chuckle! You had me laughing all the way. We also ignore Halloween as much as we can!
Thanks for swinging by for some giggles!
Thanks for the laughs, Cathy! 😄 We ignore Halloween also – that started when we had a houseful of dogs – you can imagine the noise! 🫤 Love the playlist! 🤘
Oh yes, I can imagine the noise of excited dogs every time the doorbell chimed. That would drive me nuts!
Very funny 😀
Great funnies, Cathy, and I like your fill-ins. The photo of the trees in Asheville, NC is gorgeous. I love the color of the trees. 💖
I was surprised by the show of color but a nice one. I love fall! Our warm days I think are behind us now. This week is expected to be chilly and I guess y’all will experience a similar temperature change, too.
Yes, chilly weather is in our forecast. Sigh…
Heeheehee! Thanks for the laughs.
The brain fog gets dense around here, too.
I hope you have a blessed and beautiful weekend!
I take a supplement that’s suppose to help with that but I can’t remember which one it is. Hmmm, maybe it doesn’t work. lol Oh well, maybe it’ll help me in other ways. 🙂
Those were a terrific bunch of funnies and really good answers too!
I’m glad you enjoyed the funnies. Laughter does the body and soul good!
Great bunch of funnies. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. That would be a cool costume. Have a nice weekend. XO