What might I find on an island?  Well most certainly there’s an ISLAND GIRL (Conkarah) hanging around, maybe laying out on the beach under a COCONUT TREE (Shakira) that is until she remembers she forgot her sun tan lotion and has to SHIMMY, SHIMMY, KO-KO-BOP (Little Anthony and the Imperials) to the pharmacy on the corner of Tropical Isle and Paradise Boulevard of her ISLAND IN THE SUN (Weezer) home.  Sometimes, she needs to escape the flurry of terrorists (aka tourist) and asks the captain of the BANANA BOAT SONG (DAY-O) (Harry Belafonte) to give her lift to the main…