Tag Archives: bill cosby

#SundaySillies Dental #humor

Puritan's Pride Vitamins

Good-morning, kittens & dawgs, I rounded off A2Z week number three with flying colors. If you’ve been with me throughout the challenge, then you know it’s all about the music.

 

This week, DH had implant surgery. Of course, that’s no laughing matter, but I found inspiration in his pain (poor guy!).

fun-at-the-dentistsKeeping with my theme, let’s get our laughs on Sunday Sillies with these dentist funnies!

 

dentist6

 

dentist1

 

dentist2
 

 

No one likes visiting the dentist. I think it’s so funny what my mother use to do when she took me to the dentist. Afterwards, she always treated me to lunch at the DQ. I ordered a burger and milk shake every time. This is where it gets interesting…it frustrated me to no end that I could barely suck my milk shake through the straw and forget eating my yummy smelling hamburger! There is little one can do with a half numbed mouth, but I gave it my best shot. What was my mom thinking?

What things make you laugh or smile about now when thinking on past dental experiences?

That’s all for now, folks. If you have giggles to share, then we’d love to see ‘em! Until next time, keep smiling and have a laughtastic week! Do you like music? If so, hop back each day this month for a song of the day entwined with a snippet from my life in Blogging from A to Z!

Save

Friday Sillies: Bill Cosby Quotes

Puritan's Pride Vitamins

There is nothing finer than a dose of laughs, especially when the giggles come from Mr. Funny Man himself, Bill Cosby!

50ed3f1f05ab9307f158ef8b7acf3642

It’s time to take five. Grab a cup of coffee and be prepared to turn your frown upside down!

 

funny-Bill-Cosby-grandmother-quotebill-cosby-quotes-1 bill-cosby-quotes-7 bill-cosby-quotes-11

Finishing things up today, here’s my response to Hilary’s Follow Friday Four Fill-In Fun statements.

  1. I wish the mild temperatures of spring or fall would always stay year round. I really do not like the extreme temperature changes of the other two seasons.
  2.  You’ll need lots of money when you buy my new home for me, DH! 😉
  3. If I go to a restaurant it must have a cozy booth for two.
  4. My must have holiday baking treat is either sugar or shortbread cookies.

Keep smiling and a have laughtastic weekend!

Save

Borrowed laughs

Puritan's Pride Vitamins

I cannot retell a joke correctly, unless it’s  in front of my face written on an index card so I can recite it to my captive audience line by line. Any attempt to display humor ordinaire of my own would be a big flop. Simply put, I am not witty. Deep down, I envy people who easily use humor like a second language. It’s just native to who they are. There I admitted my short-comings. So, without pretense, I give to you borrowed laughs from across the net on this Friday Sillies

Image source: Facebook

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. ~William James.

Image source: The Patriot Post

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. ~Bill Cosby

 

Image source: The Patriot Post
Humor is reason gone mad. ~Groucho Marx

It’s not often I get to play along with Hillary @ Feeling Beachie, but today is one of those days which I can indulge in her Follow Friday Four Fill-in Fun.

1) I always answer texts.

 2) A love to fall asleep when it’s raining.

3) My dream pet would be a blonde Labrador named Yellow-dog. This name cracks me up and it comes from the movie, Funny Farm w/Chevy Chase. I highly recommend seeing it, if you haven’t.

4) I love sex more than chocolate. (Or ice cream!!) I swear THIS was the first thing that popped in my mind and yes, it’s an honest answer. That being said, if I’m gonna have sex then I have to have chocolate…dark chocolate, right? BTW, who came up with this question anyhow? lol Ahh, I see Purrfectly Pickles came up with questions 3 & 4. Well…way to go! 😀

Keep smiling!

Join me tomorrow for Saturday Song-suasion #3

Friday Sillies #30 – Dads & Follow Friday Four Fill-in Fun

Welcome to week 30 of Friday Sillies! This is your chance to just go with the punches and have fun. What’s tickling your funny bone today?

With Father’s Day this weekend, I thought I’d take some jabs at Dad’s expense. Not my dad, but all Dads in general.

This was an idea, we wanted to spread around about my DH, but our DDs thought it was just too funny…

 

and apparently, unbelievable because it didn’t keep the boys away from either of our girls. 🙁

A small boy was at the zoo with his father.  They were looking at the tigers, and his father was telling him how ferocious they were.
“Daddy, if the tigers got out and ate you up…”
“Yes, son?” the father asked, ready to console him.
“ …Which bus would I take home?”
Submitted by Gholson D. G., Gaithersburg, Md.

Some jokes just never die, like this one…..

Abraham Lincoln once said, You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time. Do you think dad is really buying into this one?

 

 

Quotes by Bill Cosby:

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he’s in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

 

This one should be dedicated to me more so than my DH. He actually gets jokes on spot…

 

For those Dads who are anything other than Homer Simpson carbon copies….

Happy Father’s Day to all the great Dads, especially my DH!!

 

Now, you wanna join the fun? Here are a few suggestions, you may want to consider…

  • Grab my Friday Sillies Blog Hop badge and display it on your blog or post. That is, if you want. I’m not gonna hold a gun on you.
  • Show me some love by FB share, Tweet, follow me… This isn’t mandatory, just something nice to do is all. I’ll be happy to do in like kind!  😀
  • Create a wacky post that’s sure to make us giggle – rib cracking videos, hilarious pictures, jokes, funny emails,…If it makes you laugh, share it! Please, keep humor clean and if you get a bit wild then kindly post a warning.
  •  Finally, I’m leaving the linky open for a full seven days from Friday to Friday. Let the laughter begin now!

Follow with me, as I hop over to Hilary’s…

Photobucket

 

1. There never seems to be time in the day to get everything done I want to do.
2. I love to do absolutely nothing at all on the weekends, except relax, relax, relax with my BFF & DH!
3. I could jump outta window on my hairiest, hectic days. It’s a good thing our house is only one level.
4. The last time I was at Wal-Mart, we spent a lot more money than I had intended, but I don’t regret it. In my self-defence, 98% of our purchase was for our DD who is trying to get back on her feet since separating from her husband.Save

Save

Going To The Dentist?

Today, my husband must endure what most of us try to avoid at all cost – a trip to the dentist.  With that being said, I thought you may enjoy this clip.

 

It’s hump day.  The weekend is coming, can you feel it?

 

Save

Save