Van Gogh’s Family Tree

After much research it was discovered that Van Gogh had many relatives.  Here are a few:

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
His prune eating brother: Gotta Gogh
His constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
His brother that worked in a convenient store: Stopn Gogh
His Yugoslavian grandpa: U. Gogh
His brother that liked to bleach his clothes: Hue Gogh
His cousin from Illinois: Chicah Gogh
His uncle who was a magician: Wherediddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
His Mexican cousin’s American half-brother: Grin Gogh
His ballroom dancing aunt: Tang Gogh
His sister that liked disco: Go Gogh
His stagecoach driving nephew: Wellsfar Gogh
His  bird loving uncle: Flamin Gogh
His nephew that is a psychoanalyst: E. Gogh
His fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
His aunt that taught positive thinking: Wayda Gogh
His extremely bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
His Chinese stepbrother in advertising: Lo Gogh
His niece that drives the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

Email received from Myranda July 2001

I came up with the idea for this new post series while sorting through old files stored on my external hard drives of old emails I collected.  I neither wanted to keep or delete to keep them.  I remembered how much fun it was to get daily nuggets of humor or inspiration from friends, so I decided to recirculate the email content and if you have an email subscription to CAAC then it’ll kind of be like sharing these things with you like in those bygone-days.

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