Purrs and hooowdys, Kittens & Dawgs! It’s Friday and to help launch your weekend spirit, I’m bringing you some cat
Chucky Cat (parody set to Honky Cat by Elton John) written by The Comedian.
Click play and follow along with the below lyrics for some smiles.
When I cook cat
Boy, I must have fresh greens
Shopping in the city
Downtown in Beijing
Lookin’ for some ginger
Tryin’ to find some kale
An’ then I saw the kitty sign,
Sayin’
“Feline Sale”
It said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain’t where it’s at!
It’s like
Tryin’ to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It’s like
Tryin’ to eat kit-ty
Ohhh – from a doggy that whines
Well I
Read cook-books
And I read some magazines
About how
To cook stray cats
With ex-pensive greens
And all the
Chefs back home,
Well,
Said I was a fool
They said,
Ohhh – payin’ a bit more, for fat cats is cool
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
( instrumental interlude )
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Said “Hooray!”
And I
Gladly paid
And-uh, huh-huh-huh-hah,
Ohhh – change I got back is so good!
They said
Cook at home
Boy where you can raise your ca-a-a-ats
Cookin’ in the city, boy you’re,
You’re gonna cook with rats
But
I’d rather pay,
For some,
Meat that’s fresh!
And how –
– how can my wok,
Send your
Meal cat flesh?
They said:
“Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Fatter than cat from the woods!”
Well I
Like the way
That fresh
Cat filets
And-uh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
No-o-o mange is on these cats, they’re good!
You better
Get fresh,
Chunky cat!
Stray cats in the city ain’t where it’s at!
It’s like
Tryin’ to find meat
On a
Thin clothesline
It’s like
Tryin’ to eat kit-ty
Ohhh – from a doggy that whines
Whoah, yes!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get fresh
Woooooooo!
( instrumental interlude )
Ahhhhhhhh –
Get fresh
Chunky cat!
Get
Fresh
Get fresh, chunky cat ah-wooooooo!
Ahhhh, yeah!
Today’s inspired giggles is a by-product of tomorrow’s post. I hope you hop over to vote for your favorite artist/band in my newest Battle of the Bands!
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Grumpy Cat gets me every time!
Grumpy Cat is always good for some laughs!
Hi, Cathy!
I finally made it over for your Friday Sillies. Thanks for your patience, dear friend!
When I clicked to play “Get fresh Chunky cat!” I got a message disallowing playback on your website. It provided a link to watch it on YouTube but, when I clicked, it took me instead to the karaoke version of the original song and lyrics, not the parody. Therefore, I’m glad you posted the parody lyrics. I don’t know if I could eat a stray cat, but I suppose if I had to choose between eating cat filet or dog filet I would pick the kitty because of the problem of feline overpopulation.
I hope someday to go to Radio City Music Hall to see the Rockcats.
Thank you for the smiles to start my Saturday, dear friend Cathy!
Tom,
Thanks for including me in your busy weekend. I know you had important things to do yet you came by for a visit anyhow. This is the second YT karaoke video of “Honky Cat” to pose a restriction. I’m sorry for the inconvenience. I’m not sure why the YT author does this but oh well… I hope I should never know what it’s like to eat either dogs or cats. I realize in some parts of the world these animals are included in meals. I know it’s largely a mindset but I can’t imagine either cats or dogs tasting very good. Oh, yeah I hope to one day see the Radio City Rockcats, too. They came to Knoxville one year but we didn’t go. Maybe, the next time their here we can see them!
I love Grumpy Cat! Have a nice weekend.XO
Ellen,
Grumpy Cat always makes you smile even though he’s so grumpy looking, doesn’t he? HaHa!
very fun post! Have a great weekend!
Kathe,
I’m delighted you enjoyed the giggles.
Heeheehee! Although i promise not to sing that in front of my felines, especially Mikey. He understands English.
Mimi,
Ooo, good idea. Do not sing it while Mikey is around.
Gotta love that Alf! haha
Have a blessed weekend, Cathy.
Suzanne,
Alf is a whole of fun silliness!
He sure is.
Have a blessed day!
My mother hated cats and my father showed no interest in pets. I guess they passed their attitudes on to me–not a cat fan though they can be fun and fascinating to watch.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Lee,
Some people simply don’t like pets but I think perhaps a big part of it is your parents and mine saw them as animals and animals take care of themselves but even at that, they probably couldn’t afford the extra upkeep expense of a pet. I like the idea of having pets but the expense and not having a good outdoor home for them are big drawbacks for me. Oh, I agree watching animals is fascinating fun, especially when they play together. That always makes me smile!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha. That was most fun.
I linked this post to Feline Friday.
Have a fabulous day and weekend, Cathy. Big hugs. ♥
Sandee,
Thanks for joining me for some giggles and thanks for linking me up, dear friend!
Oh my…that is too funny and I am evil…I want to show this to my hubby who is a major cat lover:) I love cats but I am a true doggie person. Good ole Alf…my one friend loves Alf
Birgit,
In the past, I always considered myself a cat person and even then I thought Alf was hilarious. This sort of stuff never bothered me and it always made me smile. People eat weird stuff all the time. I always thought it was crazy that they’d get upset over Alf wanting a kitty snack. Did you show this to your hubby? I hope he was able to look past it to enjoy the laughs.
Poor Grumpy Cat. She apparently is a very sweet kitty who just looks that way.
I have never understood the attraction of “ALF.”
John,
Persian cats aren’t my favorites because of their expressions. Our neighbor from many years ago had one named Fluffy and she always nice but I do get a kick out of these funny little memes, though. I didn’t watch a lot of the “Alf” TV series but it was a funny show and I loved how the cat always escaped being Alf’s snack. The show always delivered some laughs and that’s never a bad thing.
I don’t know if Tarder Sauce (Grumpy’s real name) is Persian (neither do they, evidently), but they say she has a form of feline dwarfism that accounts for her grumpy expression. (Yes, Grumpy is a she, as are nearly all calicos and torties.)
Persians are a real pain in the neck. They have to be brushed a couple of times a day and you have to give them something to make sure they can uh, pass all the hair they swallow when they clean themselves. We had a couple of medium-haired cats and they were enough trouble…
John,
Grumpy makes me think of the Persian cat breed but now that you said that I now realized something as off with my thinking. Imagine that? lol Oh, yeah I forgot that calicos are typically females. We learned that ours years ago. Furballs are nightmares and I know what you mean, our kitty had short hair but still, she had problems occasionally with them. I can only imagine how difficult Persians are with eliminating them properly with such long hair. I like cats but my allergies won’t allow me to have them indoors.
We don’t actually know who Grumpy’s dad was. He might very well have been a Persian. Interesting thing about cats: a litter might have been sired by more than one tom. Cat genetics are very strange…
John,
That’s interesting that more than tom can father a liter. I did not know this!