Attn: IRS
Enclosed is my current tax return and payment.
Please take note of the attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article, you will see the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.
Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00.
Please note the over-payment of $22.00 and apply it to the Presidential Election Fund, as noted on my return. Might I suggest you send the above mentioned fund a 1.5 inch screw. (See attached article…HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips head screw.)
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A satisfied taxpayer
Humor material borrowed from upjokes.com/irs-jokes
I posted an update for last week’s BOTB in that post’s comments for anyone interested. This is CAAC signing off coming up next time, have a giggletastic day!
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I think this is something every person can get behind 100%!
Good one, Cathy!
I too like the idea of doing away with the IRS.
Wouldn’t that be awesome if the IRS was no more?
Yes!
This is too funny. If there is a way to make things confusing, the taxman knows how to do it.
Those really, really were good, I laughed lots too!
Bwahahahahahaha. I laughed until tears came out of my eyes.
I linked this post to Happy Tuesday.
Have a fabulous day, Cathy. Love and hugs. ♥
In retrospect, I think it’ll take more than one screw to fix the system. I like the idea of doing away with the IRS altogether!