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Love #humor, Patriotic Farmhouse #SWF, & #Friendly-Fillins

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Purrs and hooowdys, Kittens & Dawgs!  Yesterday, in my nostaglic post series, Throw Back Thursday I revisited that popular 70s singluar comic strip, “Love is”. Today, I’m sharing the funnier side of love to bring you, your weekly dose of laughs with my Friday Sillies contribution . Enjoy!

 

Funny Love One-liners

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Source link

 

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body. Source link

 

I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat. Source link

 

 

 

Reader’s Digest Love Humor

Tailored Made

My husband and I couldn’t decide which jacket to buy our granddaughter, so we asked the young salesman.

“If you were buying a jacket for your girlfriend,” I said, “what would you get?”

“A bulletproof one,” he said. “I’m married.”

 

All Dolled Up

A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no 
secrets except for one: The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that 
she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed—and with her blessing—he opened the box and found a 
crocheted doll and $95,000 in cash.

“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never 
argue,” she explained. “Instead, I should keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box—that meant she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money 
I made from selling the dolls.”

 

 

Love jokes

What’s the difference between love and herpes?

Love doesn’t last forever.

Why shouldn’t you marry a tennis player?
Women Love Poems
AT WORK…
Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It’s easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, “blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FAT LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING…
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn’t like it.
Casey: She didn’t like it??? What did you say?

Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

 

 

 

For all you photo enthusiasts and Skywatch Friday fans here is this week’s contribution, a Patriotic Farmhouse and more beautiful blue skies!

 

What are you celebrating?

 

Today, I Celebrate The Small Things  in life such as taking a daytrip to Nashville with DH that I shared with earlier in the week on Cathy Chats. You don’t have to have a lot of money to enjoy being with the one you love.  The biggest expense was gas. It was great to explore a new mall, try Jeni’s ice cream (Milkiest Chocolate & Salty Caramel get two thumbs up), and Five Daughters Bakery donut shop (sorry to report this shop didn’t meet our expectations earning two thumbs down).

I celebrate the generousity of DH. Earlier this week he bought me three blouses and then just the other evening he came home with a cute button down mini skirt. It’s not super short unless you’re 5’10”. I haven’t tried it on yet but it’s appears longer than most of my skirts. Yeah, I like ’em short and does DH. 🙂

I’m celebrating a small life’s obstacle removed and hope it never returns to trip things up again.

I’m celebrating being giddy. Yeah, I have a very good reason for being especially happy but can’t reveal that mews just yet. Hopefully before long I can let the Cathy out of the bag and share it with you! 😉

Switching gears, I’m rounding things out with these Friendly Fill-Ins hosted by the lovely, Annie and Ellen!

  1. October is the perfect time to have lots of hot chocolate loaded with marshmellows!
  2. Halloween is not my favorite holiday, in fact, I can totally do without it…except for the candy. I’m all for the candy!
  3. Every October, I  begin planning for Thanksgiving and Christmas, stocking the pantry with menu items, figuring out greeting cards, and presents for family.
  4. My experience with the supernatural world is limited to TV shows and movies. The only time I had a weird encounter is when a duplicate necklace appeared along side mine. I picked it up and examined it making sure my eyes weren’t tricky me, then layed it down but when I went back to get it to show DH it was gone. Was it a dream or it did it really happen? That will be a mystery I’m sure to not solve.

 

 

 

That’s a wrap for now but I hope to see you on the dance floor for freebie mewsic pick on Mondays Mewsic Moves Me!

X💋X💋,

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#SundaySillies: #Selfies #humor

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Good morning, kittens & dawgs! Are you a selfie kinda person?  I admit I am not a selfie person. Why? I’m paranoid. I don’t want my face plastered all over the internet (like I have to worry about that anyhow, right?), but I happily accept my eccentricities and avoid the strange glares. Let’s get our giggles on with Sunday Sillies #Selfies edition!

If I took selfies, I’d be like…

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This is a public announcement…warning, if you must take selfies, do the world a favor and put your make up on first!

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Baby be like, Whatcha doing there, Mom!

Funny-Selfie-new-5Don’t you have more pressing things to do, doc?

'This selfie craze is getting out of hand.'

Face it, not everyone is photogenic!

funny-guy-selfie-ugly-comicI think this is DD#2….

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 Early photo-bombing days, also known as ancient drawings.

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That’s all for now, folks. If you have giggles to share, then we’d love to see ‘em! Until next time, keep smiling and have a laughtastic week!

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When Irish Eyes Are Smiling #BoTB

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With the blood of emeralds and in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, let’s turn our attention to this famous Irish song written by two Americans.

 

Did Porky Pig and friends make your eyes smile this morning?

American born in Buffalo, New York but devoted to the Emerald Isle, Chauncey Olcott and George Graff set When Irish Eyes Are Smiling to the music of Ernest Ball in 1912 for The Isle O’Dreams production in which Olcott sang the song and since that time recorded on more than 200 albums and singles.

I admit I love the Irish flavor of a more traditional thinking renditions of  The Irish Tenors or John McDermott. How about you? However, the song was written by two Americans who loved Ireland. So, I wanted two singers who didn’t sound Irish just to shake things up and maybe to mess with you head a little.

Keeping that in mind, today’s battle includes none of the artists I mentioned to this point in the showdown. Please, don’t hate me!

Normally, I pair same-sex vocals. That’s not gonna be the case today. It’s female against male. Who will win? Well, Kittens & Dawgs, it’s totally up to you!  Let the battle begin….

 

I give you Connie Francis…

 

and Roger Whittaker…


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Okay, visit STMcCP to get the 411 on how Battle of the Bands works, but those who know what to do then it’s time to play along with the other members!

I’ll have the results next week this time, so I invite you to check back to see if your pick gets named the winner. Have a bandtastic day!

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#SundaySillies: A little snow day #humor

Funny-Snow-Quotes-10Good-morning, kittens & dawgs! February’s door is closed and the thought of spring to come sure looks nice because it’s been one of those crazy wintry weeks here in the Tennessee Valley. That being said, let’s enjoy a little snow day humor this morning! Continue reading

I Honestly Love You #BOTB

This morning, I’m mixing humor with music. Who’s in the mood for love?

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Valentine’s Day is the most commercialized celebration of one’s affections for another and I’m a sucker like everyone else who enjoys having an extra reason to show DH my love.

In 1974 Olivia Newton-John won a Grammy for Record of the Year and Best Female Pop Vocal Performance with I Honestly Love You written by Jeff Berry and Australian composer Peter Allen.

I thought it would be fun to hear this song by the opposite sex, since I grew up listening to and thinking that the soft feminine sound of ONJ is the only way to love, I Honestly Love You.

Today’s spin-off is between two slightly forgotten artists. Who will win? It’s up to you, listen and vote for your favorite BOTB player. Let the battle begin! Continue reading