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Penguin Giggles #humor + SWF & CTST

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Hello, Kittens & dawgs! This week dragged a bit since DH worked the day following Christmas. He doesn’t have any pay leave yet being an hourly employee but that’s ok.  We’re happy he has a job.  I can just say, TGIF! Whoo-hoo, let’s kick off the fun with a few cute Penguin Giggles!

I spotted this adorable video on Facebook.  If this doesn’t make you smile then you’re in serious need of help.

 

 

I’m confident that adorable video put a wide grin on your face, so let’s keep the momentum going with some fun Penguin image captions and jokes.

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Religious Zookeeper

The devout zookeeper lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out at the zoo. Three weeks later, a penguin walked up to him carrying the Bible in its beak. The zookeeper couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the penguin’s beak, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the penguin. “Your name is written inside the cover.  *Joke: source

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I would love to have a baby penguin because they are so darn cute.  The downside is, it would grow up and its adorableness would go away.  Maybe, I’ll just buy a Penguin stuffed toy. 🙂

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1FFBadgeI’m taking a bit of blog break until the first of the new year and won’t be participating in the Friendly Fill-Ins meme hosted by Annie and Ellen. You’re certainly welcome to join in the fun and this is how it works: every Thursday four fun and easy blank statements are posted for us to borrow, complete, and share on our site. The point is to simply have fun linking, reading, and meeting others who enjoy this sort of thing. I’ll be back for the fun the first Friday in January. May 2017 hold good health, much happiness, and may the Lord grant you all your needs. God bless you, dear friends!

 

SWFToday’s SWF photo contribution is one more last look at Christmas 2016 from The Island in Pigeon Forge of The Wheel.   The holiday is over but the spirit of the season lives on forever, especially in the digital world.

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Please note I’m making a tiny change, I’m breaking my Friday post act starting next week.  Look for my Skywatch Friday and Celebrate The Small Things contributions to roll out together on Thursdays.

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I’m joining Lexa in Celebrate The Small Things. Here’s my list of celebrations!

I’m celebrating… that DD#2 and her husband loved the vintage style Christmas stockings I made them (this is the hush-hush DIY project I mentioned a time or two recently).  Last year close to Christmas DD#2 asked if I would make them but I wasn’t able to do it because I couldn’t find all the materials. I’m delighted things came together and that they love the stockings.  I am happy! I didn’t forget to take a few snapshots of the finished product to share with my peeps.

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I hope to share in the future what’s needed to do this project but meanwhile feel free to ask questions in comments and I’m happy to assist!

 What are you celebrating?

See what others are celebrating this week below and if you want to join the linky, then visit Lexa!

 

Let’s begin celebrating with Friendship Friday and Friday Features linky parties where you’re sure to make new friends and get lots of inspiration!

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That’s a wrap for now, but if you like music then I invite you to come back for Saturday Songsuasion. Until next time, have a fototastic weekend!

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Cat and Dog #humor

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It’s Friday, kittens and Dawgs! Yippee! In case you missed the news, I am on blog hiatus (October 1st -17th) with my routine weekly posts scheduled. I will link with a few regulars, do return visits, and respond to comments. It’ll be sorta like I’m not away from Blogosphere. Meanwhile, the work continues on repairing blog posts. That all being said, I’m keeping the post simple with a bit of cat and dog humor!

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Please share your funny post with me (and others) by leaving a direct link in comments. Now, I invite you to email me your giggles (funny picture, joke, video, song, …). If it makes you laugh then I want to see it! In the subject line say Friday Sillies and if I use it, then I’ll add a link back to your site.

Got laughs? Share your giggles!

Hopefully tomorrow I’ll have the results available for BoTB and I won’t be doing a Saturday Songsuaion post. I have too much on my plate to get everything done. I’m beginning to wonder if I should stretch my hiatus a bit just to have enough downtime. Oh well, thank you for popping over and I hope you have a super funtastic Friday! 😉

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#SundaySillies: Easter #humor #music

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thumb-1364659802248-receding_hairlineGood-morning, kittens & dawgs! This morning, I’m taking a light-hearted look at Easter. I hope you enjoy the laughs with these Sunday Sillies!

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Here’s a vintage clip that’s sure to put a smile on your face.


That’s all for now, folks. If you have giggles to share, then we’d love to see ‘em! Until next time, keep smiling and a have laughtastic week! Do you like music? If so, hop back each day this month for a song of the day entwined with a snippet from my life in Blogging from A to Z. Have a blessed Easter Sunday!

Sunday Sillies: Grammar #humor

How’s the weekend treating you, kittens & dawgs? Life is treating me well and I’m pretty darn happy, which makes me want to make you happy. Earlier this week, a FB bud shared this grammar comic…

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Are you smiling? I bet you are. Continue reading

Friday Sillies #71

Having once been a cat owner, I thought it would be cat-agiously hilarious to kick off the weekend using Cat inspired humor on Friday Sillies!

JOKE 1:

Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, “Mama, I’m sooo hungry, what can we eat?” To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, “How about some Baskin Robbins?”

JOKE 2:
Q: Where does a cat hang its wash?
A: On a feline.

Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.
I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.
I pray I’ll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To NEVER tell a human that
The world is really ruled by CATS!
~ Author Unknown

QUOTE:  

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.~Missy Dizick *Source credit*

This is a blog hop! To participate simply…

  • grab my Friday Sillies Blog Hop button
  • create a wacky post sure to make us giggle
  • and link up below

 

Keep smiling!