Friday Sillies #9

Did I tell you the story of me running into Santa last year at Wal-Mart? My memory is shot!  In case I didn’t or on the off-chance I did, but you missed it. Let me tell you again.

I was in Wal-Mart last year shopping when I spied an elder man approaching me. This guy was a dead ringer for Santa white hair, full beard, rosy cheeks, a pot belly…No, I didn’t notice if it shook like a bowl of jelly. Anyhow once he got close enough, I said, “So, Santa will you be coming to my house?” I was expecting the usual canned answer, “Sure, if you’ve been a good girl.” Instead, he shook his head, “Well, I’ve heard the rumors about you this year and it’s not looking good.” I nearly laughed as hard the Santa in the picture above. That was the best thing ever!

This week’s line-up, I found some cute Christmas jokes to share with you.

What do elves learn in School?  The Elf-abet!

If athletes get athletes foot, then what do astronauts get?  Missletoe!

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?  He had low elf-esteem!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!

See Funny Christmas Jokes & Pictures

More Christmas funnies…

“We had grandma for Christmas dinner.”
“Really? We had turkey.”

Bert, aged 25,  “My wife’s an angel.”
Don, aged 57,  “You’re lucky, mine is still alive.”

How many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear. ~Ben Miller

See: Christmas Jokes

For a wee bit of adult humor…

Santa’s girl has needs, too!

 


Poor Santa never had it so bad. What’s the world coming to? 

What do you have planned this weekend?

Have a good one!
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